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Why isn't there
mouse flavored cat food? There is fish flavored!
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Why is the time
of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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Why is the third
hand on the watch called a second hand?
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Why is lemon
juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with
real lemons?
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Why is it that
the most unattractive people in this world insist on being nudists?
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why is it than
when a boy is a playa, he’s considered a pro, but when a girl tries
the game, she’s considered a hoe?
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Why is it called
lipstick if you can still move your lips?
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Why is
"abbreviated" such a long word?
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Why doesn't
Tarzan have a beard?
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Why doesn't glue
stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Why do we park on
driveways and drive on parkways?
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Why do they
sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
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Why do they call
it a TV set when you only get one?
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Why do our noses
run and our feet smell?
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Why did kamikaze
pilots wear helmets?
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Why are there
flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
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Why isn't there a
special name for the tops of your feet?
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Why is it that to
stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
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Why is it that
rain drops but snow falls?
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Why is a person
who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar
is not called a racist?
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Why don't you
ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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Why doesn't DOS
ever say "EXCELLENT command or file name"?
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Why does the sun
lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
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Why do you need a
driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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Why are you
looking at me like I'm weird?
