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We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get
worse
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What is a male ladybug called?
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Who tastes the dog food to know it has new and
improved flavour?
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Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?
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Some people say "shoot" instead of "shit." They can't
fool me, man. "Shoot" is "shit" with two o's
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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life
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Take my advice, I don't use it anyway
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A honest person is someone you could play checkers
with over the phone
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Jealousy is a
wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to
complain
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told
me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet
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Its a shame that stupidity isn't painful
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Life Gives A Man Many Chances But Death Not !
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More and more of our imports come from overseas...
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Its a shame that stupidity isn't painful
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School's a weird thing. I'm not sure it works.
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You're only given a little spark of madness. You
mustn't lose it.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad
to make an exception
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Welcome to loserville. Population: you
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Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your
dogma
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You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal
during mango season
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Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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School's a weird thing. I'm not sure it works.
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I don't pretend
to be captain weird. I just do what I do.
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There is no such thing as a weird human being, It's
just that some people require more understanding than others
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There's too much
blood in my caffeine system
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I have PMS and a
gun... now what were you saying?
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I'd explain it to
you, but your brain would explode
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Lack of education
is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive
