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Nobody is
perfect. I am Nobody. Therefore I am perfect.
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PiCk A mOmEnT & aLwAyZ kEeP iT nEw OuT oF aLL ThE mOmEnTs I lOvEd I
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The best way to
make your dreams come true is to wake up.
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Be The Change You
Wish To See
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Can fat people go
skinny-dipping?
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What a shame,
looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
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I didn't say it
was your fault, I said I was blaming it on you
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I only look sweet
and innocent, but looks can be deceiving!
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Why do I want
what I can't get?
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Never trust a guy
farther than you can throw him!
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Diamonds are
nice..so are pearls..But there's nothin' like us pretty girls
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Damn your sexy,
damn your fine, I will be you if you will be m.
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Kisses spread
germs, germs are hated, so kiss me baby, I'm vaccinated!
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I'm better than
normal, I'm abnormal!
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I know my
calculus, it says U+ME=US
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As I said
before.....I never repeat myself!
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If you don't know
me, don't judge me.
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I thought of you
today. I was at the zoo!
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I don't have a
cow so I don't need your bull!
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I'm 98% beautiful
and 2% crazy... or is it the other way round?
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Enough about me
lets talk about you...what do you think about me?
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I love you and I
need you.
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Is it hot in
here, or is it just you?
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I have a pen, you
have a phone number? think of the possibilities.
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If you were a
booger, I'd pick you first
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Your so hot, you
would make the devil himself sweat!
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The headless
chicken is after me again
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Ahh drunk I'm
shit again
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I'm with stupid
-->
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I am having a
staring contest with my monitor
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Hmm what am I
suppose to type here?
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If I'm not back
in 10 minutes... wait longer!
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Until the ocean
don't touch the sand, I will forever be an Eminem fan
