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Good girls go to
heaven, but bad girls go everywhere
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A good man is so
hard to find, but a hard man is so good to find
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Sex is dirty only
if it's done right
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The sex
instructor: 1st lesson for FREE!
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Reality Sucks,
People Suck, Life Sucks, Do you?
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Men get laid, but
women get screwed
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Sex on TV does
not hurt unless you fall off
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(L)Ãb§ølùtE
HoTTiE(K)
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* YoU wOn'T fInD
a b|tCh tHaT'S eVen BeTtA *
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(K) A kiss blown
is a (K) wasted tha only real (K) is a (K) tasted (K)
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You know I taste
like candy...
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freaky with
you!°·.¸ .·¤
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Sex is good, sex
is fine, doggy style or 69. Just for fun or getting paid everyone
loves getting laid!
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Bite me...gently
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If mean people
suck... Do nice people blow?
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love is sxc love
is blind i love nick he's all mine
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Make love not
war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
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My wife/husband
is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects
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His finest hour
lasted a minute and a half...
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The big
difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for
money costs less
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Sit on me lap so
we can talk about the first thing that pops up!
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Wanna get DIRTY?
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I love every bone
in your body, especially mine.
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Roses are red ...
Pickles are green ... I love your legs and what's in between
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I have the F, the
C and the K All I need is U
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Mom + Dad + beer
- condom = me
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If ur nice, u can
call me sweet, if ur sweet u can call me hunny, If ur hot u can call
me 2nite.
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a peach is a
peach a plum is a plum a kiss isnt a kiss without some tongue.
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I might be sexy i
might be sweet but without you im incompelete.
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Sex is kinky and
a lotta fun, even if we are a lil too young.
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I heard you
braggin bout da first time we kissed... hunny I only did it cause I
was pissed!
