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A drunken man's
words are a sober man's thoughts
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A wise monkey
never monkies with another monkey's monkey
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We came, we saw,
we drank beer
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Alcohol doesn't
solve any problems, but milk do?
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No one tests the
depth of a river with both feet
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3 words to ruin a
guys ego. is it in??
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All things being
equal, fat people use more soap.
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By the time you
read this, you've already read it
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If you don't
stand for something, you will fall for everything
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Don't drink and
drive. You might spill your beer
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I'm more drunk
than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
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Ever stop to
think, and forget to start again?
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We all smile in
the same language
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He's not dead,
he's electroencephalographically challenged.
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He who fishes in
other man's well often catches crabs
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I Haven't Lost My
Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
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There are no
stupid questions, just stupid people
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I'm better than
normal, I'm abnormal!
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I don't have to
be careful, I've got a gun
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Time is what
keeps things from happening all at once
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If corn oil comes
from corn, where does baby oil come from?
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If marriage is
outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
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Opinions are like
assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink
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Hard work never
killed anybody, but why take chances
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If you're
cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
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Life's a beach...
Surf it up!
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Man who sit on
tack get point!
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Mind like a steel
trap - rusty and illegal in most states.
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He who laughs
last probably does not get the joke
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Mom + Dad + beer
- condom = me
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Not me, not now,
maybe later...
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I'm not going to
change who I am for other people.
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Life's a bitch.
Be its pimp
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Your Heart Breaks
For Something You'll Never Have.
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Revenge is a dish
that should be served cold.
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A true friend
knows everything bout you......and is still your friend
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Hot heads and
cold hearts never solved anything.
